Fortune Cookie

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An oracle-only reading centered only in guidance and advice. The advice may be for now or it may be for later. As a spinoff of my Nudge reading, you are signing up for potentially cryptic and strange, but always unique, advice and guidance (and no fortune cookies included, unfortunately).

This is significantly different than my typical reading style in that I am not really aiming to explore questions of “why” or “how.” If you seek clarity, explanation, and immediate real-world insights, I recommend seeking a different listing.

Questions are optional, although for a maximum chaotic and cryptic experience I recommend asking none.

(Please note: Although the reading may come across as “cryptic” and indeed involves less explanation, I will always do my best to take care not to induce unnecessary fear or anxiety; advice may be time-sensitive or come across as a “light roast” but will never be mean, dire and urgent, or scary).

READING INCLUDES:

  • a mish-mash of oracle cards from a minimum of 4 different oracle decks, ensuring a diversity of voices and kinds of advice

  • 5-10 cards. The range is more drastic as some oracle decks may offer brief insights and others may come with more.

THIS READING IS IDEAL IF:

  • you don’t really know what you want, but you feel like hearing out some cards

  • you’re receptive to (or even enthusiastic about) nuances of a reading unfolding over time and making sense later

  • you don’t mind taking advice!

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An oracle-only reading centered only in guidance and advice. The advice may be for now or it may be for later. As a spinoff of my Nudge reading, you are signing up for potentially cryptic and strange, but always unique, advice and guidance (and no fortune cookies included, unfortunately).

This is significantly different than my typical reading style in that I am not really aiming to explore questions of “why” or “how.” If you seek clarity, explanation, and immediate real-world insights, I recommend seeking a different listing.

Questions are optional, although for a maximum chaotic and cryptic experience I recommend asking none.

(Please note: Although the reading may come across as “cryptic” and indeed involves less explanation, I will always do my best to take care not to induce unnecessary fear or anxiety; advice may be time-sensitive or come across as a “light roast” but will never be mean, dire and urgent, or scary).

READING INCLUDES:

  • a mish-mash of oracle cards from a minimum of 4 different oracle decks, ensuring a diversity of voices and kinds of advice

  • 5-10 cards. The range is more drastic as some oracle decks may offer brief insights and others may come with more.

THIS READING IS IDEAL IF:

  • you don’t really know what you want, but you feel like hearing out some cards

  • you’re receptive to (or even enthusiastic about) nuances of a reading unfolding over time and making sense later

  • you don’t mind taking advice!

An oracle-only reading centered only in guidance and advice. The advice may be for now or it may be for later. As a spinoff of my Nudge reading, you are signing up for potentially cryptic and strange, but always unique, advice and guidance (and no fortune cookies included, unfortunately).

This is significantly different than my typical reading style in that I am not really aiming to explore questions of “why” or “how.” If you seek clarity, explanation, and immediate real-world insights, I recommend seeking a different listing.

Questions are optional, although for a maximum chaotic and cryptic experience I recommend asking none.

(Please note: Although the reading may come across as “cryptic” and indeed involves less explanation, I will always do my best to take care not to induce unnecessary fear or anxiety; advice may be time-sensitive or come across as a “light roast” but will never be mean, dire and urgent, or scary).

READING INCLUDES:

  • a mish-mash of oracle cards from a minimum of 4 different oracle decks, ensuring a diversity of voices and kinds of advice

  • 5-10 cards. The range is more drastic as some oracle decks may offer brief insights and others may come with more.

THIS READING IS IDEAL IF:

  • you don’t really know what you want, but you feel like hearing out some cards

  • you’re receptive to (or even enthusiastic about) nuances of a reading unfolding over time and making sense later

  • you don’t mind taking advice!

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